“I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.”
- Henry Rollins
(Source: springhasforgottenthisgarden, via whenrealityhitsyouhard)
I sort of hate that moment you realize that people weren’t lying about your hair looking like a Glee character’s hair.
Friend: Dude she has whore face.
Me: Fuck I don’t care.
Friend: Look at most of your exes.
Me: Ahh, true that. Well wish me luck here I go.
Oh Shit!
I finally realized why I have such an attraction to Lana Del Ray. She has whore face like most of my exes. Well I guess I’m off to get a bottle of lotion or see if my girlfriend is up.
Good move, bring the guy with wood to Victoria Secrets
